Singin’ I’m No a Billy, He’s a Tim And The Old Firm Legends

When a Celtic fan and a Rangers fan find themselves locked in a prison cell together on the day of the big match, there’s only one possible outcome — fireworks! This explosive, hilarious, and thought-provoking play by Des Dillon returns to the Tivoli Theatre with a spectacular new twist:

Billy & Tim – The Widescreen Edition
(Bigger and Better Than Ever)

The All-Star Commentary Team — Old Firm legends David Robertson, Jackie McNamara, Charlie Miller, and Simon Donnelly — join broadcasting icons Rob Maclean and David Tanner, delivering full match-style commentary live from the commentary box at every performance. Adding even more energy, TikTok star Hawaii Fivo lends his vocal talents to bring the other prisoners to life with unforgettable character voices.

A Powerful and Timely Story
Billy & Tim – The Widescreen Edition isn’t just about football rivalry — it’s a sharp, heartfelt exploration of bigotry, identity, and division. Beneath its laugh-out-loud humour lies a powerful message about sectarianism, prejudice, and the shared humanity that unites us all. From the religious roots of the Celtic–Rangers conflict to reflections on immigration, intolerance, and global unrest, this award-winning play remains as relevant and resonant as ever.

“Singin’ I’m No A Billy, He’s a Tim scores big with a pitch-perfect performance, dribbling between humour and social commentary with finesse.” – Mary Baillie